shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

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reblog if ya titty out n u dont care

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tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

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4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

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Halloween Nail Art Ideas

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Credit goes to cutepolish on youtube :)

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shouldnt:

(p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan

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sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

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